Literature
TOH Parody-The Devil and Peter Griffin
It was an ordinary day at the Pawtucket Brewery in Quahog, Rhode Island. Inside the employee lounge, Peter Griffin was sleeping. As he slept, Peter dreamed that he was a judge for a beauty pageant. But instead of beautiful women, the contestants were cinnamon rolls with long legs. Peter then woke up feeling very hungry, so he said to himself with a grin, “And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! And hopefully not diabetes or some crap like that.” He opened up a box on the table, which was supposed to contain cinnamon rolls and other sweet baked goods, but it was completely empty! Glenn Quagmire and Cleveland Brown, who were visiting Peter that day, each had a cinnamon roll in their hands, and Quagmire said nonchalantly to Peter, “Oh, sorry, Peter! While you were daydreaming, we ate all the sweet rolls!” “There were a few of them left, but we gave them to some girl for kicks!” added Cleveland. Outside, Peter’s daughter, Meg, was struggling to get away from some